Kristen Stewart, cats, and food
I don’t do romance, Anastasia. My tastes are very singular.
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.
All hail the chocolate milk chicken.
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART mostly because it’s her actual daughter :3