chickensgloriouschickens:

We’re having a chicken luau.  It’s getting crazy over here.  

(via emilaugh)

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

(via emilaugh)

rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

(via emilaugh)

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warmachinerox:

have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it because i have

(via emilaugh)

lulz-time:

lordoftheinternet:

how to properly kill a bug

(via wll-grhm)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(via aficore)

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please stop asking me about my future ill cry

(Source: spookymormon, via laughcentre)

iamthepizzaslut:

iamthepizzaslut:

one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like

GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW

(via legit-humour)

Favorite celebrity meme » 4/4 photoshoots

↳ Vanity Fair Magazine (2008)

(via stewarter)

s-o-c-i-e-t-y:

this is one of the best movies ever.

(via e-xspes)